Unfortunate glasses. She’d be kinda cute otherwise!

Spot the boner.

Spot the boner.

I can’t help seeing his name as “Cunt.” Maybe not his fault.

I can’t help seeing his name as “Cunt.” Maybe not his fault.

Yes, his name is Drit, and when introducing himself, he revealed that he’s from the same town as I am. So that was an extra reason to hate him.

Yes, his name is Drit, and when introducing himself, he revealed that he’s from the same town as I am. So that was an extra reason to hate him.

Look, I know not every nerd is a slovenly beast that doesn’t know how to act in the real world, but when you can’t even clap normally (the exact apelike vertical pound that you see here), there’s a deeper behavior problem here.

Look, I know not every nerd is a slovenly beast that doesn’t know how to act in the real world, but when you can’t even clap normally (the exact apelike vertical pound that you see here), there’s a deeper behavior problem here.

2 kewl 4 skewl

(Just kidding; Nickelodeon wants you to stay in school)

Action figures!

Action figures!

Is this a Barbizon ad?

You may have seen this in a video, where the girl needs to get $60 but accidentally switches the weapon and starts tossing her coins away, and never realizes it. Shown here, with big red square highlighting the fail.

You may have seen this in a video, where the girl needs to get $60 but accidentally switches the weapon and starts tossing her coins away, and never realizes it. Shown here, with big red square highlighting the fail.

This dude on the red team kept doing this weird Arsenio Hall move every time they got a question right. EVERY TIME. Including the funny face. And he just looked like an orangutan every time. Possibly not a joke.

Ralph was another joker who felt the need to play up his smoothness into the camera every time something good happened to him. The best part is that they made it to the end and he still didn’t stop, even doing a shout-out right in front of Phil while he’s talking. Why are you doing this? Who are you trying to impress? Do you realize you’re on a show and channel for preteens?

The smoke machine was on the fritz.

The smoke machine was on the fritz.

Nicholas’ proportions combined with his hair make him look like a real-life Toad.

Nicholas’ proportions combined with his hair make him look like a real-life Toad.

You know they’re fucking.

You know they’re fucking.

This answered any question I may have had about the uniform sizes the wardrobe department kept.

This answered any question I may have had about the uniform sizes the wardrobe department kept.